insanity potion.

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

lunalovegouda:
“a power move
”

lunalovegouda:

a power move

adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy:

me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems 

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badfoodnetworkpuns:

Me doing anything

lesbiancarlyrae:

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

crustyclarinet:

crustyclarinet:

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth

just-a-john-doe:

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

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dynastylnoire:
“why you bake me
”

dynastylnoire:

why you bake me